1.  
  2. babeobaggins:

    this is still SO FUNNY

    (Source: dopexchainz, via blessings-upon-thy-sociopath)

     
  3.  
  4. unwinona:

    lemonteaflower:

    do you ever get angry at people who say “technology is bad” cause you know they don’t need it. 

    Technology enables me to leave, for no long distance rates, voicemails for my friend in Scotland that she can immediately reply to. Technology is the best.

    (via fyeahlilbit3point0)

     

  5. shutupaubrey:

    If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

    (via greeklesbian)

     
  6. Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

    (Source: mcdonald-s, via kingsleyyy)

     
  7. blimpcat:

    pokemoncap:

    STOP.

    WE CAN’T STOP. THE BRAKE’S BROKEN.

    (via claybabay)

     
  8. showslow:

    The Jellies who inspired the creation of the project Underwater Aquarium by Sayuri Sasaki Hermann. The project consists in recreating artificial aquariums in uncommon places such as airports. | Meet the Jellies http://www.sayurisworld.com/projects_urban_jellies.html

    (via mohja)

     

  9. hotdadcalendar:

    I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

    (via claybabay)

     
  10. (Source: tardisvvanted, via emmilinne)

     

  11. Today I went to Subway.

    There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

    image

    (Source: beautilation, via death-by-lulz)

     

  12. chris-noth:

    today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

    (Source: likeasolarfire, via awkdinosaur)

     
  13.  
  14. nullbula:

    thesylverlining:

    what happened in roughly 1870 though

    why was there temporary internet

    with a few people searching for pokemon?

    It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

    (Source: neilcicierega, via awkdinosaur)

     

  15. antiprolife:

    Things that lower abortion rates:

    • Better access to condoms
    • Accessible birth control 
    • Accessible Plan - B pills
    • Comprehensive sex education

    Things that do not lower abortion rates:

    • Abstinence-Only sex education
    • Banning contraceptives
    • Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
    • Making abortion illegal

    (Source: , via lisaveeee)