1. kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

    (via goldengalwonder)

     
  2. 2srooky:

    contra-indication:

    sramister:

    Our Band director wasn’t at school.

    what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

    Because you’re fucking nerds.

    (via purpleorangedinosaur)

     
  3. nortonism:

    The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

    (Source: nevver, via dizzymisslizzi)

     
  4. quentinscutie:

    hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

    Muggleborns at Hogwarts
    (1/?)

    I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap

    (Source: thejovenshire, via purpleorangedinosaur)

     

  5. nobodylovesanihilist:

    yunglapras:

    petticoatruler:

    Detachment is a privilege held by people who aren’t targets.

    "why are you so emotional about this" - unaffected people

    read this. write it on your hand. repeat it to yourself.

    so you can never ask me that again

    (via goldengalwonder)

     
  6. nicolefacee:

    samsrealunicorn:

    snivellussnep:

    rifa:

    roboboners:

    thethreehares:

    rubycosmos:

    fandomsaremylifeline:

    221bitssmallerontheoutside:

    sixpenceee:

    YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO HERE

    ALSO YOU CAN TEST TO SEE WHERE YOU FIT IN THE PSYCHOPATH SPECTRUM HERE

    MASTERPOST ON THE MOST BIZARRE BRAIN FINDINGS HERE

    I scored a 67%. Wonderful. 

    I scored a 70%.  Woohoo!

    27% psychopath. This doesn’t bother me at all. Not sure I’d call myself ‘warm and empathic’ like they do, but …

    24% Interesting…

    36% uwu

    33%. I dont understand the people cheering about having a higher score like did you try and do that on purpose cause stop

    58%. That’s not bad. XD

    Oh you know just got 73% no big deal. WTF

    33%

    (via purpleorangedinosaur)

     

    1. guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    2. guys: ew fat chicks
    3. guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
    4. guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
    5. guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    6. guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
    7. guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    8. guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
    9. guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
    10. guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
     
  7. kobetyrant:

    IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

    (via goldengalwonder)

     

  8. readingperks:

    Real life: most common eye color is brown

    Literature: eye color is anything but brown

    (via goldengalwonder)

     
  9. thegestianpoet:

    is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

    (via 148km)

     

  10. sakuraa:

    adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

    (via goldengalwonder)

     

  11. panerasexual:

    men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

    (via dizzymisslizzi)

     
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  14. ass-ume:

    princessstupidmf:

    Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

    please listen to this post

    (via purpleorangedinosaur)